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Bud Basics

Progeny of a long and illustrious line of the highest quality genetics of global acclaim, Critical x Somango Feminized is an Indica-dominant powerhouse hybrid with a decadent citric tang, enormous yields and a potent and pervasive high that’s delightfully mong-worthy.

With an average of 18% THC and an influence which leans heavily towards the physically chilled-out side of things, this hybrid was born to be a post-work evening strain.

There’s still a dose of Somango’s latent Sativa edges of cerebral stimulation when consuming this cannabis, but it’s more of a distant hum, barely noticeable against the full and warm embrace of this insanely Indica-heavy experience.

Critical x Somango Feminized can be fairly easily grown by those new to cannabis cultivation, however, you’ll need some tricks up your sleeve to coax the best possible harvest out of these beauties (we’ve got you covered, don’t worry).

The real miracle behind this marijuana is that this hardy hybrid has managed to inherit to prodigiously explosive production characteristics of her Critical Mass parent while also developing strong enough limbs to actually hold the dense weight of the bucket-loads of buds these plants inevitably grow.

While this is typically a strain turned to by recreational tokers, Critical x Somango is not without her therapeutic benefits, and for those able to handle the hit of a high THC strain, these buds make for one seriously tasty form of therapy.

And as the icing on the canna-cake, these feminized seeds are a surefire way to ensure an all-female crop, can thrive in most environments and rush fairly swiftly through from germination to harvest - win win!

Flavor and Fragrance of Critical x Somango Feminized

When it comes to the flavor and fragrance department, it’s pretty much the Somango tribute party with Critical x Somango Feminized.

Expect all the outrageously delicious, tantalizingly tropical whiffs and tingles as the fruity mango sensation of this citric wonder weed washes over you. It’s tough to separate the flavor and fragrance of these buds, given that the whole experience feels like a multi-sensory orgasm of fruits.

Mangoes, peaches, oranges, pineapples, lemons - this is a true cannabis cornucopia capable of conjuring daydreams of the Caribbean before you even take a toke.

Effects

The only way Critical x Somango Feminized could ever be considered a daytime strain is among those with a truly superhuman THC tolerance - for the rest of us mere mortals, consume this cannabis in the evening or when you have nothing demanding your attention.

This stuff is your quintessential Netflix and chong strain, an 18% average THC hit that gets to work almost instantaneously, rushing you with a palpable wave of physical relaxation that will see you sinking into the couch before you even realize it.

While it’s possible to avoid the couchlock with these buds, the call of this chilled-out vibe is compelling and powerful - you are not going to want to do much beyond some shameless lazy-day self-indulgence when this high takes over.

There’s a definitely cerebral Sativa-edged euphoria to the whole experience, but Critical x Somango is absolutely all about the body stone, and you can expect some dopey grins and giggles while these buds work their magic.

It’s quite a long-lasting high too, so settle in for the long haul, be sure you’re somewhere comfy and stock up on plenty of snacks because you’re sure likely to need them.

Medical Uses of Critical x Somango Feminized

Although CBD sits at a low 0.3% and THC hits averages of around 18%, Critical x Somango Feminized buds carry notably effective therapeutic benefits to those with the tolerance to handle the high.

If you’re new to the cannabis community and yet to develop a strong tolerance for weed’s psychoactive properties, consume this strain with care. Moderate your dose and stay hydrated throughout and you should safely avoid any less desirable side effects of marijuana.

Given the power with which Critical x Somango makes her presence known, it’s difficult to say if you’ll feel more of a physical or mental relief first with these buds. Regardless of which hits you quickest, there are powerful analgesic, anti-inflammatory and anxiolytic agents at play here which get to work rapidly.

Negative moods, mindsets stuck in malaise or overcome with stress, anxiety or depression - all these and more mental maladies will suddenly slip from concern, replaced by a hazy yet happy fog.

There’s a strong chance you’ll already have felt the start of this herb’s physical influence at this stage, but if not then the moment that blissful haze settles over your mind, striking worry from thought, you’ll likely notice the easing of any aches and pains.

Physical relief starts out quite gradually, but given time will spread and intensify, providing much-needed therapy for patients ranging from mild to chronic and severe conditions.

The powerful sedative properties in this hybrid strain can also make short work of insomnia, and are able to incite a ravenous hunger in many users as well - often the perfect remedy for a lost appetite.

Growing Critical x Somango Feminized Seeds

Anyone who has grown or heard of Critical Mass likely knows this strain’s propensity for growing a great many budding sites packed with such dense nugs that the plant’s own branches struggle under the crippling weight.

Thankfully, this hybrid only inherits the insane bud development from her Critical parent - which takes an enormous load off and makes cultivating Critical x Somango Feminized a relatively simple experience even if you’re new to growing ganja.

These plants grow like your typical Indica strain, short and stocky, rarely reaching more than 1 meter tall at most. They tend to be quite bushy plants, and you’re going to want to give these beauties as much lateral space as possible - let those branches spread out because soon they’ll be filling up with mouthwateringly aromatic nugs (and lots of them!).

Thanks to robust Indica genes, you’ll find a crop of this cannabis is quite able to fend off most of the common plant-related problems like bud rot, mold, mildew, pests or pathogens.

In fact, it’s largely possible to get away without much effort and still see a successful harvest when growing Critical x Somango Fem, as these hardy champions can fairly well take care of themselves. However, if you want to encourage the best performance from your plants, there are a few things you can try…

Growing with a Sea of Green (SoG) setup is a dead simple way of increasing your yield potential, and a little knowledge or research on plant training techniques will see you more than equipped for trimming, pruning, topping and fimming your plants - all contributing towards the best possible output.

Be careful not to cram too many of these plants together though - remember to give them all space for that lateral growth.

If you’re growing Critical x Somango Feminized in an outdoor environment blessed with an abundance of warmth and sunlight, you’ll see these babies thrive. If you’re not so lucky with your location, an indoor grow is the best bet - aim to mimic that kind of optimal climate with a temperature between 21 and 26°C (or 69.8 to 78.8°F), and relative humidity (RH) levels between 40 and 50% in the flowering stage. Keep in mind though, in the final two weeks of flowering you’ll want to drop the humidity to around 30 to 40%.

After roughly 8 to 10 weeks of flowering in total, your crop is ready to reap and reward the indoor grower with between 450 and 500 grams per meter squared, while outdoor cultivators can look forward to up to 700 grams per plant.  

Summary

With enough kick for die-hard recreational tokers and enough flavor and alluring aromas to lure in even strangers to the cannabis community, Critical x Somango Feminized is a true champion strain.

A prime choice for cultivators looking for exponentially large harvests of buds bursting with bag appeal and the loudest of loud terps.

Lip-smacking fruit flavors in a perfect evening strain - exactly what I need more of right now!