Critical x Green Crack Feminized
One hell of a Sativa-dominant hybrid with an insane tropical aroma and taste, high THC powering a significant cerebral rush, and off the charts bud production...
Colorful, Captivating Cannabis
Bud Basics
Combining the highly prolific genes of Critical Mass and the wildly energetic traits of Snoop Dogg’s favored Green Crack strain, aka Cush, was only ever going to turn out this way - one hell of a Sativa-dominant hybrid with an insane tropical aroma and taste, high THC powering a significant cerebral rush, and off the charts bud production.
Growing Critical x Green Crack Feminized is not without its challenges, but armed with a dash of knowledge, even less experienced cultivators can see these beans to a successful and bountiful harvest of pungently citric pot.
As the scales only tip slightly on the Sativa side of things, there’s a notable dose of physical mong potential to these 18% THC buds, which makes Critical x Green Crack slightly less effective as a wake and bake strain - if you have a day full of activities ahead, try Green Crack on her own, but if an afternoon pick-me-up pot is what you’re craving then this stuff’s a fantastic choice.
Though this hybrid has hardly made a splash in the medical marijuana (MMJ) scene, these buds come packed with a potent array of therapeutic benefits - the likes of which can counter everything from stress and anxiety to severe physical aches and pains and even fatigue.
Keeping a watchful eye on your consumption is crucial with this cannabis, so make sure you don’t over-indulge or underestimate Critical x Green Crack Feminized or you could find that rejuvenating influence leads to a powerful case of mind-rush and sense of feeling overwhelmed.
Of course, those with high THC tolerance might welcome such an experience, but it’s generally quite a challenge to go OTT with these buds - more excellent news for those with less expertise handling their highs.
Flavor and Fragrance of Critical x Green Crack Feminized
The Skunk is strong with this one - and rightly so, given that both Critical Mass and Green Crack hail from this prestigious and perennially pungent family of potent cannabis.
The myrcene, caryophyllene and limonene terpene profile at play here translates to a powerful mix of sweet citrus and dank skunkiness, bursting with a practically palpable energy that intensifies immensely when the buds break, are combusted, and finally leave your tastebuds electrified on the aftertaste.
To the nose and tongue, it’s a truly mouthwatering experience simply guaranteed to send your saliva glands into overdrive with enough old-school for the seasoned vets, and plenty of vibrancy for the modern marijuana mogul to fawn over.
Effects
The high THC of these buds wastes no time getting to work with a swift cerebral surge of euphoric delight. It hits like a freight train but somehow without bowling you over, filling the mind with a potent energy and positivity that’ll have you feeling like Superman.
Compared to your newfound power, the likes of stress or concern seem like distant specs on the ground miles below, far from reach while at the same time, clear as crystal - a state of mind perfect for introspection and seeking clarity of self.
With more zeal than a double espresso (and less caffeinated jitteriness), Critical x Green Crack Feminized’s high soon soaks into your body from head to toe, fueling you physically with all that same glorious ganja energy.
Maybe it’s all down to the state of mind, but these buds can truly make you feel like a superhuman - just please don’t go testing your ‘powers’ and getting yourself hurt. Say it with me now, cannabis does not give us superpowers.
As the high of Critical x Green Crack wears on, it’s likely you’ll feel far more on the relaxed side of the spectrum rather than the ‘take on the world’ edge - precisely why it’s generally recommended to consume this cannabis in the afternoon to get you past that midday slump and carry you into the evening.
When the Indica-influenced chill-out vibes take over, you’ve often had enough of Super You and are feeling ready for the couch, however, if that’s not the case then careful dosage can see you riding the crest of the wave again - take care if you’re new to enjoying dear Mary Jane though, this tactic can easily backfire with high THC strains (and you don’t want to be bouncing off the walls all night!).
Medical Uses of Critical x Green Crack Feminized
Strains born from Green Crack can scare off medical users through name alone and the misconceptions the moniker inspires - rest assured, this is 100% cannabis. Those of you with a low THC tolerance or interest should take note though, these buds contain minimal CBD and high THC levels - you’ll want to approach with care.
The main medical benefits of Critical x Green Crack Feminized offer a wide range of therapy for both physical and mental ailments, as this herb’s potent Sativa and Indica mix hits fast and doesn’t quit.
The practically instant euphoric uplift on consuming this cannabis causes most cases of stress, depression or anxiety to lift while your last toke still hangs in the air. As this cerebral stimulation takes hold, you’ll find the noise of negativity in your life turned down, replaced by a happiness from within and sense of anything being possible.
When the energetic influence of Critical x Green Crack spreads to the body, bid farewell to your aches and pains, which make way for a surge of youthful abundance not unlike a strong coffee - if coffee could actually ease pain as well, that is!
Whether a migraine has you suffering or you’re plagued by a more serious or chronic condition that dogs your every movement, this hybrid has an answer you’ll find deeply satisfying.
As you might expect, a great many people who suffer from fatigue find Critical x Green Crack Feminized to be the ideal remedy, going so far as to perfect their dosage and drag out the energetic influence of these buds as far as they’ll stretch (pretty far!).
Never forget though that this is a high THC strain. It’s entirely possible to invite some less desirable side effects like dizziness or dry mouth and eyes, and upping your intake does nothing to increase the therapeutic effectiveness.
Growing Critical x Green Crack Feminized Seeds
Though this strain is largely Sativa-dominant where it counts, growing Critical x Green Crack Feminized is actually a far more typical Indica experience overall.
Straddling both Indica and Sativa traits, expect these plants to reach anywhere between 1.5 and 2 meters tall, while developing a chunky main stem and equally strong branches. This is of particular note, considering Critical Mass is famous for needing support to hold the considerable weight of her buds - with Critical x Green Crack Fem, those troubles are gone.
Just because this hybrid can handle her own weight (and boasts a strong resilience to common plant-related problems like mold, mildew and pests), doesn’t mean this cultivation experience is a walk in the park, though.
Growers need to be aware that these plants develop a pretty thick foliage, and their abundance of branches results in small internodal gaps - all of which means that for your crop to enjoy sufficient light penetration and airflow, you’ll need to show a lot of TLC and treat your Critical x Green Crack Feminized plants to regular trimming and pruning.
Keep those extraneous leaves in check and you’ll not only help to boost bud production, you’ll also help mitigate any chances of mold or similar bud-ruining problems caused by moisture buildup.
Many growers find the Sea of Green (SoG) technique to be especially effective when cultivating Critical x Green Crack and further encouraging top-quality and quantity yields, so if you’re able to then opt for this method.
If you have access to a warm Mediterranean-like climate such as Spain or California then setting up these beans in an outdoor environment will see you to the best possible yields. Just be sure to give your plants the most sun exposure possible and the results can be truly enormous.
In less ideal climes, an indoor setup works best - imitate those stellar conditions with a temperature between 21 and 26°C (or 69.8 to 78.8°F), and relative humidity (RH) levels between 40 and 50% in the flowering stage.
After around 7 to 8 weeks of flowering, it’s harvest time. Indoors, you can expect up to 450 grams per meter squared if you’re given your crop a suitable home and treated those lovely ladies right. Outdoors, it’s closer to 700 grams per plant when grown in optimal conditions.
Summary
Sweet citric cannabis that beats a hot cup of Joe on almost every occasion. Critical x Green Crack Feminized combines the genetics of legends to bring you a generously producing plant capable of an unforgettable and hard to match bout of cerebral and physical energy.
This is far from your quintessential dopey stoner strain, so if all you’re looking for is some ganja to mong you out, look elsewhere.
For those in need of an easy to grow marijuana motivator, you’re in the right place.